A "Brat"stands for Big Rotten Annoying Turd. (If you are an honest parent you'll admit that your little darlings fit this description accurately and often).
When Josiah (3) looked across the table at Ava (14) and said something about a big turd we thought (snickeringly) that he was calling her names. (Name calling came later).
What he actually said was as follows.
"There was a big turd by the side of the road in the middle."
"Oh?" was the wondering reply.
"The turd In the in-way-state and the cars couldn't go by."
All agreed that this must have been an unusually large turd.
"Yes, it was like a monster turd."
Oh the joy of boys and dinner conversation in this our bubbling Crock-pot.
*It was later, when supper had ended and two tiny boys wanted to wrestle The Daddy that the name calling began. "You a baby!" The Daddy thought they were being sweet and calling him "baby." The wise Mama set him straight, Baby!
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